My older sister has gone to a Cheese and Wine evening with friends. She also just happens to be one of the foremost authorities on cheese jokes in all Christendom. I thought I’d share some of her best with you.
What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?
What cheese do you use to encourage a bear?
What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?
What cheese would you use to hide a horse?
What happened when the French cheese factory exploded?
All that was left was de Brie
I’ll stop now, to let you stitch up your sides.