Cheesy Jokes

My older sister has gone to a Cheese and Wine evening with friends. She also just happens to be one of the foremost authorities on cheese jokes in all Christendom. I thought I’d share some of her best with you.

What did the cheese say when it saw itself in the mirror?

Haloumi

What cheese do you use to encourage a bear?

Camembert

What do you call a cheese that isn’t yours?

Nacho cheese

What cheese would you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone

What happened when the French cheese factory exploded?

All that was left was de Brie

I’ll stop now, to let you stitch up your sides.

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  1. Pingback: HUMOUR MOMENT: A cheesy joke from the Co-Operative | HalfEatenMind

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