A Couple of Biblical Sportspeople Related Jokes

The week away in Fowey was also a nice reminder of some Biblical sportspeople.

There’s the world’s first goalkeeper, Cain:

Then the Lord said to Cain, “Where is your brother Abel?”

“I don’t know,” he replied. “Am I my brother’s keeper?”

Genesis 4:9

And also the world’s first tennis player, Joseph:

 He was thirty years old when he began serving in the court of Pharaoh, the king of Egypt

Genesis 41:46

I expect to be struck down by a lightening bolt for making such sacreligious jokes. They’re so bad, I deserve to be.


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